<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648882922499652610</id><updated>2011-08-02T18:35:04.477-07:00</updated><category term='Puns and One-Liners'/><category term='Funny and meaningful one-liners proverbs sayings'/><category term='Jokes'/><category term='A Meaningful Question | One-Liners'/><category term='Forums - Meaningful one&apos;liners'/><title type='text'>MeaningFul One Liners - Phrases</title><subtitle type='html'>funny one lines best one lines one liner pickup lines MeaningFul Quotes One Liners</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648882922499652610.post-3713652867039363707</id><published>2009-08-13T22:36:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:37:46.446-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny and meaningful one-liners proverbs sayings'/><title type='text'>Funny and meaningful one-liners proverbs sayings</title><content type='html'>There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Maya Angelou  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The best proof of love is trust.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Joyce Brothers Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More Categories&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/get-well-soon.php"&gt;Get Well Soon Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/names.php"&gt;Names Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/trust.php"&gt;Trust Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/italian-sayings.php"&gt;Italian Sayings Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/media-journalism.php"&gt;Media Journalism Quotes&lt;/a&gt; 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 To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Oscar Wilde Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : George Bernard Shaw Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but with a special function of its own in human experience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Johann Huizinga Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Nicholas Chamfort Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Friederich Nietzsche quoted in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind movie  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The word impossible is not in my dictionary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Napoleon Bonaparte Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/648882922499652610-3713652867039363707?l=meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/3713652867039363707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/funny-and-meaningful-one-liners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/3713652867039363707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/3713652867039363707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/funny-and-meaningful-one-liners.html' title='Funny and meaningful one-liners proverbs sayings'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648882922499652610.post-5850717753767126474</id><published>2009-08-13T22:36:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:36:53.510-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A Meaningful Question | One-Liners'/><title type='text'>A Meaningful Question | One-Liners</title><content type='html'>For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you gain, you lose something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : George Bernard Shaw Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   What is now proved was once only imagined.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : William Blake Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Elbert Hubbard Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Books give not wisdome where none was before, But where some is, there reading makes it more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Sir John Harington Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   But if used for retribution, magic is vengeance incarnate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Terry Goodkind Blood of the Fold Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Albert Einstein Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Homer  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Fred Allen Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/648882922499652610-5850717753767126474?l=meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/5850717753767126474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/meaningful-question-one-liners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/5850717753767126474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/5850717753767126474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/meaningful-question-one-liners.html' title='A Meaningful Question | One-Liners'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648882922499652610.post-867482729911547119</id><published>2009-08-13T22:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:36:33.103-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Puns and One-Liners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><title type='text'>Jokes, Puns and One-Liners</title><content type='html'>Accent is the soul of language it gives to it both feeling and truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Jean Jacques Rousseau  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I never said most of the things I said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Lawrence Peter Berra Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The obvious is always least understood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Prince Klemens Wenzel Nepomuk Lothar von Metternich Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Vincent Van Gough Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Of two evils we must always choose the least.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Thomas a Kempis Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Plato Dialogues Apology Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Albertano of Brescia Liber Consolationis Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Quentin Crisp  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves - in finding themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Andre Gide Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/648882922499652610-867482729911547119?l=meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/867482729911547119/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/jokes-puns-and-one-liners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/867482729911547119'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/867482729911547119'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/jokes-puns-and-one-liners.html' title='Jokes, Puns and One-Liners'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-648882922499652610.post-8691466571927246482</id><published>2009-08-13T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:36:09.072-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Forums - Meaningful one&apos;liners'/><title type='text'>Forums - Meaningful one'liners</title><content type='html'>If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : William Blake  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person as an individual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Millicent Carey McIntosh Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Dare to be yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Andre Gide Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Creative thinking should be viewed as an essential supplement to, though not a replacement for, critical thinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Lloyd P Provost  R M Sprout Quality Progress [August 1996] Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Arnold Edinborough Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Henry David Thoreau Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Fran Lebowitz Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I dote on his very absence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice Act 1 scene 2  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Benjamin Franklin Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/648882922499652610-8691466571927246482?l=meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/8691466571927246482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/forums-meaningful-oneliners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/8691466571927246482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/648882922499652610/posts/default/8691466571927246482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meaningfulonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/forums-meaningful-oneliners.html' title='Forums - Meaningful one&apos;liners'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
